We were in Rhode Island for the weekend, doing family stuff. The island my in-laws live on has a very active Open Spaces Commission that purchases “vacant” land to fight sprawl and maintain traditional aesthetics, pastures and historic precedents. One of these pieces of land is directly next to my in-laws. Often times, the Commission lets gentleman farmers till the land, but this year they have decided to let a someone graze his Hereford and Angus cows. Being a city slicker, I think this is exciting news…..

I ran over Saturday evening before the sun set and snapped a few photos of the cows (and bulls). While there, I spotted a very teeny, tiny black dot in the pasture. Through my camera lens I was able to see it was a baby. I didn’t approach the pasture too closely (yes, because of fear) as the “fence” was a piece of string. But I stood there for 20 minutes waiting for the little black speck to move (I thought this type of animal stood right away?). It didn’t. My MIL finally pushed me along to “let nature take its course”.

Suffice to say I had nightmares all night about the calf and I felt horrible for the mother cow. I did a head count before I left and knew that if there were 3 tiny calves in the morning, that the newborn had not fared well through the night. But, if there’s 4, maybe we had stumbled onto a brand new baby that just wasn’t standing yet? At 6:30 the next morning I couldn’t take it. MP and Lottie and I got up and went to check on the cows and babies. And what do you know? 4 calves- 1 of which was TINY.

Check out that Mama cow. Happy Mother’s Day cow! (Look at that expression, she was NOT into me being there at all). MP and I got much closer to the string fence this time, and while I was taking pictures, I hear MP say “hey, look at all those cows coming over from the other pasture”……next thing I know, STAMPEDE. Poop flying, pee, moo-ing, pounding of hooves on the ground, all barreling at me. And the only thing to save me is a piece of string.

No joke. I just got the heck out of there. I look up and I see MP & Lottie halfway back to the road. He left me there to stare down the beasts! My hero.